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The Ultimate Surf Guitar?

August 22nd, 2013 No comments

StewMade Guitars - Longboard GuitarA custom guitar builder using the nom de twangue of StewMade Guitars has combined the classic longboard with one of Leo Fender’s finest to create what has to be the ultimate surf guitar!

Too too damn cool. ┬áIf I could stand to play a Strat, I’d put something on the block tonight and give Senor StewMade at least two ringy-dingys!

And if this solid specimen of surfanism doesn’t convince you the man knows how to make a plank, you should check out his site for even more proof.

Unreal.


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Skateboard Sapiens??

December 12th, 2012 No comments

The band’s favorite skateboarding sapien, Taylor Nawrocki, was in Italy for a couple months, tering up the sidewalks and blowing their gelato-addled minds with his deft bipedalism.

Check it this killer video of Taylor, who bears more than a passing resemblance to one drum-fisted Surfeci we know…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WbC5M1SQ1o

Maybe we’ll see The Ecola Virus in Part 3???

Bargain of the Century!

October 11th, 2012 No comments

Just found out that the greatest television show of all time was recently released in its glorious mammalian entirety as a DVD box set!

“Why, whatever could it be, Six-string Sapien? Do tell.”

Of course I’ll tell, Rhetorical Conversationalist, it’s Lancelot Link: Secret Chimp of course!!

For less than $20 at Amazon, you get over 600 minutes of pure simian craziness, including music videos by Link’s band, The Evolution Revolution!

If you still have no idea what I’m talking about, let’s put it this way… Imagine the original Get Smart series portrayed entirely by chimpanzees who talk! Yes, that’s right… the chimp actors are chimp-synced to actual voices for the whole show. Throw in chase scenes, corny jokes and a fully-fleshed, semi-racist rogues gallery and you’re looking at hours of gasket-blowing good times!

Still not convinced? In that case, allow me to let the opening theme song to the show do the talking for me.

Natch.

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