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Surf Radio

March 26th, 2014 No comments

We just found out that songs from our debut album, “And Now the Use of Tools…” are going to be featured on two radio shows!

Both Fiberglass Jungle on and Surf Guitar 101 on North Sea Surf Radio will be spinnin’ some ‘Surfecus in the near future, but in the meantime check out both shows for more great instro-surf tunes!

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A Find of Mammoth Proportions!

May 31st, 2013 No comments

It appears a group of Russian scientists have discovered a well-preserved mammoth with still-liquid blood inside it!

While we’ve been able to reconstitute part of the mammoth DNA sequence using hair, this puts us one big elephantine step closer to being able to clone these wooly bastards, miniaturize them and start selling them in chain-store pet boutiques or mall kiosks.

One of the best quotes is from Seymon Grigoryev, head of the Mammoth Museum…

“The fragments of muscle tissues, which we’ve found out of the body, have a natural red color of fresh meat,” Grigoryev said.

Clearly this man knows a good burger when he sees it, and we can only hope that, once the bacterial tests come back okay, Seymon will throw a few tusks on the barbie.

And although the prospect of cloning an extinct mammal is pretty incredible, we’re most excited about the fact that by discovering mammoth blood – long thought to be the secret ingredient in Faygo’s Rock ‘n Rye soda – will result in a wider distribution range for this most elusive of beverages.

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Order UP!!

April 11th, 2013 No comments

For those of you who don’t share contiguous habitat with Australosurfecus, you can now purchase our first album, And Now the Use of Tools…, directly from our site using PayPal!

Shipping is a flat two bills for anywhere in the US of A, and for our friendly surf-music diaspora across the globe, simply drop us an email and we’ll send this thing off internationally using the appropriate pigeon.

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4th Annual Ho-Daddy Recap

December 21st, 2012 No comments

Just wanted to say a huge THANK YOU to everyone who came out to Byrne’s last night in support of the Mid-Ohio Foodbank!  Crazy great time that included some very unexpected highlights…

– Blue Jackets hero Leo Welsh stepped in to sing his trademark renditions of “Oh, Canada” and “The Star-Spangled Banner” which had everyone, including we Surfici, belting it out to the rafters!
– Pat Byrne blowing our carnivorous minds by busting out mason jars full of BACON.
– The wildest rendition of “Apes of Wrath” we’ve ever played.

But the big news is that, thanks to your generosity, the 4th Annual Ho-Daddy raised MORE THAN $800 IN DONATIONS!!

That’s a huge, huge number that blew our expectations away and means big things for hundreds of Ohioans this holiday season.

So thanks again for your support of local music, local business and, most importantly, an incredible local charity – we’re already looking forward to next year’s show!

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December 19th, 2012 No comments

Guess what showed up on the cavestep this morning?

That’s right… at long last our first album is finally here in all it’s shrink-wrapped glory!!

And just in the Saint Nick of time for the Holiday Ho-Daddy tomorrow night!

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4th Annual Holiday Ho-Daddy Benefit Show!

December 16th, 2012 No comments

Most of you know by now, but wanted to put out the official poster and info for this week’s Foodbank benefit show!

When:  Thursday, December 20th at 8:00 p.m.
Where:  Byrne’s Pub in Grandview (1248 West 3rd Avenue – 43212)
Admission:  $5.00 donation to the Foodbank

Doors open at 7pm, with tunes starting at 8pm.  We’re staring down the pipeline at a 23-song set list that includes pretty much every song we know – and maybe a couple we don’t! – and it’s also serving as a CD release party for our first album, And Now the Use of Tools…

Great time for a great cause – Hope to see you there!!




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